Muse - The Resistance

- Biffy Clyro :Only Revolutions - back with their fifth album, Biffy have saddled it up and ridden all the way to rock glory.

- Stereophonics: Keep Calm And Carry On-the Brit pop surviving Welsh guitar wilding guys back with this album

- 50 Cent: Before I Self Destruct-the hip-hop superstar Fiddy returns with his 2007 flop follow up-hoping this one is better.

Robbie Williams - Reality Killed The Video Star

- Susan Boyle: I Dreamed a Dream - Britain's got Talent/You Tube phenomenon - via a trip to The Pirory

- Miley Cyrus: The Time of Our Lives-the Disney pop princess is back-try not to puke

- Mariah Carey: Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel-if you can stomach this woman then I am sure you would like it

- N-Dubz: Against All Odds-rulers of the chav world with their new album which I am sure will be very popular with mobile ringtone fans on buses......

- Leona Lewis: Echo - The X factor winner but can six million pop fans be wrong?! Leona sure can sing, but these lip gloss shiny power ballads ultimately fail because at its heart lies a massive, gaping hole where a personality should be, probably removed by Simon Cowell.